Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Perfect Team Name

After registration it was revealed that there was a rival team in her league named "The Dragons". 

Thursday, July 3, 2014

"Too big necklace. Little bit nice, but you, too big. Too wet."

Thanks for the unsolicited fashion advice, Sunoco gas station attendant. 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014


I opened the set of cabinets under my bathroom sink last week in search of a disposable razor and found instead a dinosaur, three bags of Lincoln Logs, and a gold painted coconut.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014


When I grew up I wanted to be a marine biologist. Then a music teacher. Later, a volunteer in the Peace Corps.

Benny though. He's got the right idea.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Weight Loss

My friend Matt holds a small film festival each year to celebrate his birthday. Instead of presents, attendees are asked to create a film- no more than twenty minutes long- or to bring some kind of prize for the filmmakers. 

This was my first year attending, and I submitted the following film. It took an entire day to brainstorm, shoot, and edit, and it's not even two minutes long. 

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Friday, April 27, 2012


...and he is a middle aged black man.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Weekends in St. Augustine

"Some weeks are more about doing poetry than writing it. Having it? Living it? Sponging it up and sitting in it?" -Tanya Davis